Wednesday, October 17, 2012

One Liners and Never thought I would....

Mommy if you want to play with me you have to be special and kind. -London

Mommy I would like to make dinner for you. How about mash potatoes, spaghetti and candy on top?- Avery

I let London have a banana in my bed today while they watched a movie. They aren't taking naps anymore but sometimes I just need the house quuuuuiiiiiiiiiet, so that is "movie time on mommies bed" time. They wanted a snack for the movie and I normally don't let them have food on my bed but I really, really needed this quiet time....so in went the bananas. Not too much later Avery comes out and announces that London put her banana peel in the toilet but not to worry, she got it out. YAY. YUCK. WHAAAAAAT? Never thought I would find myself explaining how very important it is to keep banana peels OUT of the toilet....really, like did I really just have to explain that? Oh and did I mention there was clearly pee in the toilet? Seemed like she went potty, then dumped her banana peel behind. So Avery not only cleared out the toilet but she got a pee manicure....lovely.

I should have taken a picture of the pee soaked peel left behind on my bathroom floor but I just wasn't quick enough. Boo. Next time. Wait....please, Lord, don't let there be a next time......

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